sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

asian:

me: I got shot 4 times

school nurse: lmao just put ice on it

sadgirl2003:

FROM BAE TO BITCH ASS NIGGA REAL QUICK